|Phone:||Hello, this is <mumble< from United Mortgage, how are you today?|
|Me:||(dubiously) Um, okay.|
|Phone:||Do you have a mortgage?|
|Me:||I do not buy mortgages from cold callers.|
|Phone:||We offer a no-obligation analysis of your mortgage.|
|Me:||Please put me on your no-call list.|
|Phone:||Shut up, asshole.|
Yeah, that's gonna make me buy a mortage from your shady outfit! These jokers call me every couple of months or so (sometimes under the name Crown Mortgage, same spiel). Do other people get this?