-
Spam
- Most everybody since junior high
-
John
- My mom and eldest younger sister
- official people
- most people from my childhood
-
Sir Spam of Can
- silly Marklanders
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Dr. Spam
- cow orkers at C3
-
Reverend Spam
- Jeanneane & Dennis
- Allon & Christa
-
Spamovich
- Peter Topkis
- John #2
-
Jonathon
blueeowyn
- Various marketeers and clueless people
- Beavis
-
Bruce
- various Monty Python fans in high school
-
Steve
merde
- a crazed guitarist
-
Jacob, Joseph
- Cast of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"
-
Jailbait, JB
- people confusing me with
jbsegal
- people confusing me with
-
Glenn, D'Glenn
- people confusing me with
dglenn
- people confusing me with
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Cos
- people confusing me with
cos
- people confusing me with
- Thorfin
- Joler
-
Zarabeth X. O'Flatherty
merde
- various usenet denizens
-
Sonn-Aire
- Anna
- Nebula
- Thodeling
- Dude
-
Sir
- cops
- store detectives
-
Squamulose Quiltsche
- users from Mouser's Mortuary BBS
-
eponymous, epo, uoo
- people from IRC
- Bodge
-
Bodger
- British speaking folks who've seen my hackery
-
madbodger
- LJ folks
- Portable safe space
-
Lamb
- my mom
-
loverpest
fizzygeek
- Karen Fisher
-
fiancee
- Barbara Epstein
-
Gaywinkle, Tinklewinkle
- idiots at school
-
6EHWINKLE
- remote-entry HP3000
-
KG4L
- amateur radio operators
- eBay users
-
KG4BWS
- amateur radio operators (1999)
-
Tubehead
- some elboids
- landlord
-
ISP, sysop
- Connie Fazio
- Thanks for the lift
- Ow, quit it
Still not king.