name meme

• Spam
  • Most everybody since junior high
• John
  • My mom and eldest younger sister
  • official people
  • most people from my childhood
• Sir Spam of Can
  • silly Marklanders
• Dr. Spam
  • cow orkers at C3
• Reverend Spam
  • Jeanneane & Dennis
  • Allon & Christa
• Spamovich
  • Peter Topkis
• John #2
  • nosebeepbear
• Jonathon
  • blueeowyn
  • Various marketeers and clueless people
• Beavis
  • temima
  • fizzygeek
• Bruce
  • various Monty Python fans in high school
• Steve
  • merde
  • a crazed guitarist
• Jacob, Joseph
  • Cast of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"
• Jailbait, JB
  • people confusing me with jbsegal
• Glenn, D'Glenn
  • people confusing me with dglenn
• Cos
  • people confusing me with cos
• Thorfin
  • scarlettj9
• Joler
  • blueeowyn
• Zarabeth X. O'Flatherty
  • merde
  • various usenet denizens
• Sonn-Aire
  • Anna
  • Nebula
  • Thodeling
• Dude
  • marq
• Sir
  • cops
  • store detectives
• Squamulose Quiltsche
  • users from Mouser's Mortuary BBS
• eponymous, epo, uoo
  • people from IRC
• Bodge
  • fizzygeek
• Bodger
  • British speaking folks who've seen my hackery
• madbodger
  • LJ folks
• Portable safe space
  • red_lynx
• Lamb
  • my mom
• loverpest
  • fizzygeek
  • Karen Fisher
• fiancee
  • Barbara Epstein
• Gaywinkle, Tinklewinkle
  • idiots at school
• 6EHWINKLE
  • remote-entry HP3000
• KG4L
  • amateur radio operators
  • eBay users
• KG4BWS
  • amateur radio operators (1999)
• Tubehead
  • some elboids
• landlord
  • merde
  • saintpierce
• ISP, sysop
  • Connie Fazio
• Thanks for the lift
  • bbbsg
• Ow, quit it
  • geekchick

Still not king.