"I don't have ... one of those." "That's okay, cash will do just fine"
(or something to that effect)
- "The secret is to blend, blend, blend." deza
- "Life's too short. And so are you."
- "How tall was King Kong?"
- "Just what we need. A boy with a bug in a beer can."
- "An angel doesn't make love. An angel is love." dawn_guy
- "Miss Liberty stands for freedom and justice for naked women everywhere."
- "Soda and pop rocks? No, dude, lethal combo!"
- "Okay, you pleasure me, then I give you the transfunctioner, then you pleasure him." divinerose
- "We can fix it. My dad has a totally gnarly set of tools." bikergeek
- "That's horrible! That's really terrible! I love it!"
- "Hi, I'm Prince Precious." dawn_guy
- "What are you trying to do?" "I'm trying to get you into bed!" "Then try something else!"
- "It's small." "It's supposed to be small."
- "A British bank is run with precision. A British home demands nothing less." deza
- "The Blue Star! Doo-wah!" tacnukesoul
- "He looks like the karate kid, and he dresses like Elvis Costello!" donnad
- "That's not a board, that's a pier!"
- "You like me because I'm a scoundel." deza
- "I love my husband. His heart is surrounded by fat."
- "I'll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and hot pockets." chesuli
- "He's speaking the international language. Lead."
 Okay, I'm too lazy to check them. The quotes are from memory.