Spam (madbodger) wrote,
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Just a little bit serious

I'm dinking with a silly theory, and want some (faintly) scientific data
to confirm or refute it. So I'm asking you guys (especially those of
you who are more-or-less heterosexual) to fill out this poll. Those of
you who are not generally heterosexual, please choose one of the
answers in the 3rd section (I've duplicated most of the likely choices).
It's pretty simple, just pick one of the characters in Fifth Element you'd
like to boff.


Poll #402444 Who would you boff?

(Mostly) heterosexual females:

Major Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
5(41.7%)
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman)
2(16.7%)
Priest Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm)
1(8.3%)
DJ Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker)
2(16.7%)
Billy (Luke Perry)
2(16.7%)

(Mostly) heterosexual males:

Leeloo (Milla Jovovich)
6(75.0%)
Maïwenn Le Besco (Diva Plavalaguna)
0(0.0%)
Major Iceborg (Julie T. Wallace)
0(0.0%)
Checkin Attendant (Sophia Goth)
2(25.0%)
VIP Stewardess (Indra Ové)
0(0.0%)

None of the above

Major Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
0(0.0%)
Leeloo (Milla Jovovich)
4(15.4%)
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman)
0(0.0%)
Maïwenn Le Besco (Diva Plavalaguna)
2(7.7%)
DJ Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker)
2(7.7%)
another person in the heterosexual choices
0(0.0%)
Right Arm (Tricky)
0(0.0%)
Left Arm (Ivan Heng)
0(0.0%)
Fog (Lee Evans)
0(0.0%)
General Munro (Brion James)
0(0.0%)
The spaceship
0(0.0%)
Multipass!
7(26.9%)
Badger!
1(3.8%)
Spam!
5(19.2%)
I don't want to boff any of those!
4(15.4%)
What's "boff"?
1(3.8%)
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