I'll lead off with a few old favourite LJ juxtapositions:
And these web pages of massive fail:
TiVo cursing ComCast:
Build your own woman on eBay:
Home Depot offering an Online Special that's unavailable online!
A wonderful sale price that's more than the original price!
And now for the new stuff!
This gem from the Papa John's web ordering page, where they don't specify what spice:
Amazon trying their best to convince me to use more expensive shipping:
Amazon telling me I can save 100%!
DirecWay showing me how my internet connection is already as fast as it can get!
LJ telling me that I'm Mr. Lawrence!
My harman/kardon iPod interface mangling Sheryl Crow:
Google Groups makes some suggestions (thanks to merde for this one):
Google Image Search makes me splutter:
Dictionary.com Word Of The Day makes us blink:
EBay offers to enlarge an enlarging lense:
My own company botches a training exercise on implementing automated spellchecking:
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