Spam (madbodger) wrote,

House takes a turn for the weird

"House, are you feeling okay? You don't look so good."

"What are you talking about? I'm as healthy as a horse."

"Perhaps you should avoid glue factories for a while?"

"Quit your prattle, your theatrics don't impress me."

"House, have you by any chance, maybe started ... ?"

"No, I haven't. I'm fine, and I don't need you nosing around in my business! Get out of here!"

[nurse walks in]

"Dr. House, have you seen the lab re– oh, my. Dr. House, should I came back later?"

"What are you on about?"

"Dr. House, perhaps you should look in a mirror."

[House limps down to the bathroom]

"Well, now I see what they're talking about. Bilirubin could cause the skin coloration, I suppose, but my liver's fine! Maybe I should get some blood work done. But what on earth happened to my eyebrows? Pigmentation changes in keratinized tissues take some time to evidence themselves. And that color? Some sort of Penicillium?"

Tags: humour

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