Spam (madbodger) wrote,
Spam
madbodger

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Phone:RING! MOO!
Me:Hello?
Phone:Hello, this is <mumble< from United Mortgage, how are you today?
Me:(dubiously) Um, okay.
Phone:Do you have a mortgage?
Me:I do not buy mortgages from cold callers.
Phone:We offer a no-obligation analysis of your mortgage.
Me:Please put me on your no-call list.
Phone:Shut up, asshole.

Yeah, that's gonna make me buy a mortage from your shady outfit! These jokers call me every couple of months or so (sometimes under the name Crown Mortgage, same spiel). Do other people get this?

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